Some "Senior" personal ads
seen in Florida newspapers
| Foxy Lady -
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searaching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Mataching white shoes and
belt a plus.
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| Serenity Now -
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet
times.
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| Winnig Smile -
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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| Beatles or Stones? -
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still
like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's
get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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| Memories -
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday
and Sunday, let's put or two heads together.
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| Mint Condition -
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip,
knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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