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New: 2 September 2004

Some "Senior" personal ads
seen in Florida newspapers

Foxy Lady - Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searaching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Mataching white shoes and belt a plus.
Serenity Now - I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
Winnig Smile - Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
Beatles or Stones? - I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
Memories - I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put or two heads together.
Mint Condition - Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

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